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The Pain - When Will It End?
by Tim Kreider

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A Softer World
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Saturday, January 06, 2007
America's Sweethearts indepth, exclusive coverage of the NFL Playoffs kicks off today with the Kansas City Chiefs visiting the Indiapolis Colts, followed by the Dallas Cowboys at the Seattle Seahawks. We here at America's Sweethearts present to you the 1st Chapter of "The Long, Gay Road to Super Bowl XLI":
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Monday, November 20, 2006
We here at the America's Sweethearts offices are in the process of being evicted moved, so all of the stolen high-tech gadgetry we use to create these mediocre brilliant comics is in the process of being pawned moved to our new location in Mexico South Texas. In the meantime, enjoy this and discuss it amongst your friends.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Something is horribly wrong with the America's Sweethearts Myspace page. It freezes up everytime I try to log into it. I do not have this problem with my other Myspace account. My first suspicion is always sabotage; however, I do not think that's the case. I thought maybe I was going to get deleted for yesterday's comic which depicts Adolf Hitler's penis; however, if they were going to delete me, they would have just deleted me and not made my account all screwy. My current conspiracy theory is that I changed the date on a blog on Myspace for one of my older comics, and the date was before I created my account, causing a tear in the space-time continuum of Myspace. Either that, I'm just too fucking awesome for Myspace. Further research coming soon.
- Paco
Friday, November 17, 2006
Judith Regan responds to criticism for publishing O.J. Simpson's new book, "If I Did It":
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"And Tango Makes Three": Kind of like Three Men and a Baby, except with gay penguins:
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- Paco
Thursday, November 16, 2006
The wedding of the millenium is coming up this weekend. Yea, that's right, the TomKat wedding:
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Also, Michael Jackson's triumphant return to the stage:
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- Paco
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
America's Sweethearts is now on Myspace. We've officially sold out. Sorry.
Also, my rendition of O.J. Simpson's new book, "If I Did It":
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- Paco
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Welcome to the new site, it's finally up and running. Don't worry, within days it will be full of pornographic advertisements. I'm currently soliciting artists and writers to work on this site, so, if you're interested, email me at paco@americas-sweethearts.com.
In the meantime, America's Sweethearts takes a stab at political humor, and suddenly remembers why we don't vote:
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Also, a preview of the first issue of "The Adventures of Paco: The World's Greatest Man":
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Also, you can see the original (and very crudely assembled) America's Sweethearts (circa August 2005) comic here.
- Paco
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